CBS's National Guard documents apology, President Bush's UN speech and the Kerry campaign were among the most frequently targeted political developments on the late night talk shows last night.
Jay Leno:
"CBS issued a statement today that this is the last time they buy any documents off of eBay."
Jay Leno:
"President Bush spoke at the United Nations today. The bad news, the nations are all united against us."
Jay Leno:
"At his big press conference today, John Kerry introduced his four-point plan for Iraq. Four points. One for each one of his positions."
Jay Leno:
"Bush and Kerry have now agreed to three, there's going to be three debates. The first debate will cover the 1960s. The second debate will cover the early '70s. And the third debate, if there's time, some topical issues."
Jay Leno:
"John Kerry's going to appear on Dr. Phil's show next week. And not to be outdone, John Edwards is taping an episode of 'Where Are They Now?'"
David Letterman:
"The first presidential debate will be in Florida. Haven't those people suffered enough?"
Conan O'Brien:
"CBS admitted that the documents they aired about President Bush's National Guard duty were forged. As a result, CBS is now planning to drop the letter 'C.'"
Conan O'Brien:
"In his recent speeches, John Kerry has been talking more about religion and God. Yeah, yeah. True. Apparently, Kerry keeps saying, 'Oh, God, I'm going to lose.'"
