The late night comedians last night again focused on the ongoing controversy over the Bush and Kerry Vietnam records, as well as on former President Clinton's recovery.
Jay Leno:
"You know, I was watching 'That '70s Show' last night. Or as we call it, the Bush/Kerry campaign."
Jay Leno:
"A new investigation by the Boston Globe has concluded that President Bush fell well short of meeting his military obligations when in the National Guard. Wait 'til Swift Boat Veterans for Truth find out about this, they'll be furious."
Jay Leno:
"According to" a poll of 33 nations, "China said, overwhelmingly, they would vote for Kerry. China – they can't even vote in their own country! Shut up!"
Jay Leno:
"President Bush said today he has no plan to read that new book that trashes him by Kitty Kelley. . . . When asked why he wasn't going to read it, Bush said, 'Well – because it's a book.'"
Jay Leno:
"Yesterday, Bush toured the hurricane damage in Florida, and Bush really looked surprised. There are places boarded up for reasons other than his economic policies."
Jay Leno:
Former President Clinton is "feeling much better – like today, I understand, he asked for a desk in his room."
David Letterman:
"The Republicans are now accusing, it is really getting ugly. They are accusing John Kerry of using rich friends to help him get into Vietnam."
David Letterman:
"John Kerry says that the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'wrong.' But he still can't explain what 'John Kerry' stands for."
Conan O'Brien:
"A record made by a band that John Kerry was in during college has been bought for $2,500. Yeah. Meanwhile, the White House said that President Bush was in a college band, but that all the records have been lost."
