Jay Leno's late night political humor on Friday focused on the Olympics, New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey's resignation announcement, and campaign news. The other comics were in reruns.
Jay Leno:
President Bush "called the prime minister of Greece to wish him good luck in the [Olympic] games and to thank him for the Grecian Formula so popular around the world today."
Jay Leno:
"The Governor of New Jersey, Jim McGreevey, resigned yesterday after admitting to having an extramarital affair with another man. He called himself a 'gay American.' Yeah, like most gay people are immigrants. You know, they come here from the island of Gaydar."
Jay Leno:
"You know what annoys me? This guy is not resigning because he's gay. They're trying to make it look like – no, he's resigning because he's a moron."
Jay Leno:
"The guy's been married twice before. He's married twice, and now he's gay. You thought John Kerry couldn't make up his mind. What are you doing?"
Jay Leno:
"Yesterday, Vice President Dick Cheney attacked John Kerry. Said John Kerry lacks deeply held convictions. And Kerry shot back today. He said, 'Hey, that's not completely true.'"
Jay Leno:
"Cheney also warned Americans about a group that is trying to impose their radical extremism on everyone else. He said, 'They have no tolerance for democracy and they have no tolerance for people with a different religious faith.' And then he said, 'I'm sorry, that's our platform.'"
