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10 Predictions for 2012

December 29, 2011 RSS Feed Print

To ward off the post-Christmas blahs, I will perform the foolhardy and ridicule-courting service of predicting the future. This time next year, I will read this, and no doubt weep. (And then, having learned little, promptly do it again.)

[See a slide show of Scott Galupo's predictions for 2012]

1. Economy—The U.S. economy will continue to slowly, almost imperceptibly, improve. The Eurozone will muddle through its crisis and avoid national defaults. On Election Day, the U.S. unemployment rate will stand at 8.1 percent.

2. Tim Tebow—The expectations-defying Denver Broncos quarterback and comeback artist will be benched no later than Week 4.

3. Election—President Obama will narrowly defeat former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney. The GOP will gain control of the Senate and retain control of the House. (Corollary prediction: Washington pundits and the public will continue to whine about gridlock.) Rep. Ron Paul will not mount a third-party candidacy, largely out of deference to his son's political aspirations.

[See the Top 5 GOP Candidate Gaffes of 2011.]

4. Supreme Court—With the White House safely in Democratic hands, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will announce her retirement. In turn, President Obama will finally nominate a male—D.C. Circuit Judge Merrick Garland.

5. National League East—Despite an innings limit of roughly 170, Washington Nationals ace Stephen Strasburg will win at least 16 games. The Nationals will win 86 games overall, edging the upstart Miami Marlins for second place. Despite an aging, periodically punchless offense, the Phillies will win their sixth consecutive division title on the shoulders of pitchers Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee, and Cole Hamels.

6. Hollywood box-office—Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises will be the highest-grossing film of 2012, with $525 million in domestic receipts. But overall movie attendance will remain in a funk.

[Check out 2011: The Year in Cartoons]

7. Glenn Beck—The former Fox News Channel paranoiac's ratings will continue to decline on radio (along with the price of gold), and by 2013, people will be wondering why anyone ever paid attention to him at all.

8. Housing market—2011 will be seen as the year that the U.S. housing market finally hit bottom. A rebound is in the offing.

9. Middle East—Iran will not announce it has successfully developed a nuclear weapon. Syrian dictator Bashar Assad will be toppled by a popular uprising.

10. Rolling Stones—The greatest rock band ever will mount a 50th-anniversary tour of North America. (A promise, not a prediction: I will be there.)

Thanks for reading, and Happy New Year!

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LET,S ALL HOPE THAT OBAMA IS NOT RE-ELECTED BECAUSE WE CANNOT AFFORD ANOTHER 4YRS OF LIES AND DECIET FROM HIS BIG FLAPPY MOUTH.

andre of NH 6:03PM May 07, 2012

Alan of OH said: "This article is trite. I expect better from US News & World Report. Keep this up if you do not want to be taken as a serious news source."

I think that horse has already left the barn.

Rich of CO 11:54AM January 03, 2012

I believe most Americans would agree to these predictions:

1. Obama Care will be declared unconstitutional.

2. The economy will continue to sputter with average GDP growth at 1.5%-2%, far short of the requirements for a recovery and far short of initial administration budget projections. There will be continual downward ‘revisions’ of GDP performance on a quarterly basis. What growth there is will be eaten by inflation in the second half of the year.

3. Fast and Furious will blow up completely taking Attorney General Holder with it. It’s always the cover up! This will lead to reviews of other Justice Department policies; each will cast more and more doubt on the ‘fairness’ of administration policy.

4. Romney will be the nominee for the Republicans. Iowa, 2nd at worse, wins in N.H. and Florida. Romney will defeat President Obama, narrowly in the popular vote (1%-2%) more significantly in the Electoral College.

5. Romney’s VP will be either, Bob McDonald Governor of Virginia, or Rob Portman, Senator from Ohio. McDonald is capable of delivering the Conservative message with a smile and a non threatening manner; he solidifies both right and the independent center. Portman is solid economically. Ohio will be important in the general election.

6. Cabinet wise, look for John Bolton at State, David Petraeus at Defense. Also look for Bush administration folks to reenter the Romney administration in some capacity: Michael Murkasy and Michael Hayden being likely candidates.

7. Republicans will control both houses of Congress; main stream Republicans will battle with Conservatives. The Congressional politics of 2013 and 2014 will be headlined by this philosophical power struggle on the right. Democrats will fight for attention.

8. There will be noise about Hillary as VP; however, she sees the potential for an Obama loss. She either does not want to play or realizes that even should Obama lose, she will be credited with a ‘smaller loss’; win, win for her in some ways. Should Obama win, could a re-elected Obama live with a VP that will be generally credited with keeping him in office? There were reports that had Michelle Obama killing the idea of Hillary as VP last time around! Is Obama willing to piss off Michelle?

9. Portions of the Democratic Party see Obama as frightening and dangerous. They see the Party cast into the wilderness based on ongoing control by hard left Progressive elements. They want Hillary but will settle for a Republican win if that’s what it takes to force the party to turn back toward the middle. They will do their best to undermine Obama without being tainted by the effort.

10. Unemployment numbers will fluctuate above 8%; the manner in which they are formulated will come under intense scrutiny and eventually border on scandal. The White House WILL attempt to influence the, hypothetically, independent agency to report the ‘best possible numbers’.

John Wayne of NM 10:13AM January 03, 2012

Scott Galupo

Scott Galupo

Scott Galupo is a Washington-based freelance writer. He formerly worked for House Republican Leader John Boehner, and was a staff writer for The Washington Times.

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