Sally Quinn’s Heap of Faith

November 25, 2008 RSS Feed Print
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By Sam Dealey, Thomas Jefferson Street blog.

Saturday's Washington Post carried the latest installment of Sally Quinn's occasional humor columns about "faith." In truth, the pieces aren't supposed to be funny and have nothing to do with faith, but Quinn has a knack for being incongruous. The self-proclaimed Washington Insider combines a doyenne's nosiness with a teeny-bopper's vapidity to produce musings that are at once deeply shallow. Herewith her latest delight:

Along with speculation on what kind of puppy Sasha and Malia will choose, where the kids will go to school (it's Sidwell Friends), and, oh yes, who will be appointed to the White House staff and the Cabinet, the matter of where the Obamas will choose to worship is drawing a lot of interest in Washington and elsewhere. 

"A lot of interest?" Well, not really. But let's play along anyways.

"I would like to recommend Washington National Cathedral," offers Quinn. Why? Oh, the reasons are many! For starters, the cathedral "sits atop a hill overlooking all of Washington," has "beckoning towers," "exquisite stone carvings," and beautiful stained-glass windows. It also "transcends politics and even the separation of religions."

Quinn continues: 

Last year was the 100th anniversary of Washington National Cathedral. It was celebrated for an entire year, with the theme being reconciliation. Archbishop Desmond Tutu flew in from South Africa to kick off the large anniversary dinner. The church spent a week considering the subject of racial reconciliation, with Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.) delivering a Sunday sermon and playing a key role. There have been large conferences on gender and equality, with participation by women's advocacy groups from this country and the developing world.

But wait, there's more!

The cathedral sponsors programs on interfaith dialogue with Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Bahais and people of other faiths. Former president Mohammad Khatami of Iran attended a Christian-Muslim-Judaic conference there in 2006. Twice a year there is an Abrahamic roundtable with Bishop John Chane, Rabbi Bruce Lustig and professor Akbar Ahmed.... On Nov. 12, Deepak Chopra, a Hindu, spoke there to a packed house."

In short, Quinn suggests the Obamas pick their church based on anything but faith. Because in Quinn's world, worshiping is like attending a cocktail party without cocktails: The best gatherings boast A-list guests, a pretty house, a polite dose of politics, and no religion.

In quick order—and mindful that I'm dangerously close to approximating Quinnanity—here are my suggestions. First, as the Episcopal national cathedral, the well-meaning souls who run it might spend more time reconciling themselves to the deeply ruptured Episcopalian faith rather than hosting stylish, hypocritical blah-fests. Second, if the Obamas take their faith seriously, then they should worship at whatever church they like. And last, Sally Quinn should butt out.

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Jeeze, it’s hard to say which is the bigger theological airhead, Dealy or Quinn. “The Obamas should worship at whatever church they like.”

Just what is that supposed to mean? If some church/religion has a “theology” you agree with and has nice BBQ’s after services on Sunday you’re on board?

This sort of, “Reformed New Age Attitude” is, sadly, prevalent.

Throwing up our hands and essentially saying. “Hey, what’s the diff? No one can know the mind or purpose of God. So let’s just go to a church that welcomes everyone, is not judgmental, and where everyone gets a ticket to the promised land no matter what they think, say or do.”

Well, if you’re one of the millions who think that way then you have reduced God’s Reality to conform to your personal lights and perceptions - You have made God in your image - a false creation of your beliefs and ideals.

It is important to understand that God is Absolute and Eternal Truth, Morality and Justice. He is not “progressive”... His will is not subjective or relative. He is the bedrock of this created dimension of time, space and matter .

This is where most folks say, “But we can’t understand the will or mind of God. So we have to steer by our own ideals and beliefs and if that means joining a church or religion where our friends go or that’s conveniently located that’s OK.”

Somehow I think God wants you to put a little more mental effort into finding and understanding His will... At least as much as say, deciding on an investment strategy, buying a home or picking out a puppy.

Now, only continue reading if you have at least got to the point where you don’t buy the idea of a self creating rock which is, auto detonating, organizing through happenstance and spontaneously animating into the complex web of life. I mean, if you returned to your car in a parking lot and instead found a fireman standing over a smoking hole where you left your car, and said, “Hey, what happened to my car?”

Fireman looks up from his report and says, “Big Bang,” Are you buyin’ it? And, if you’re not buyin’ it as an explanation for your missing Chevy, I wouldn’t suppose you’d buy it for the creation of the universe - But I could be wrong.

Besides, God could use a Big Band to create as well as a self creating rock could.

So, if you’re not a closed minded Dawkins/Hitchens, atheist type, here are a couple of steps you should take - I’m not gonna do the heavy lifting for you - Just nailin’ up a couple of signposts;

1. God is real and not subject to your personal ideas or perceptions.

2. God wants you to know Him.

3. God needs an interface system.

4. Needed to send someone who understands us and what it means to be human (pain, love, anger, loss - all that), but also needs to be aware and in sync with Him.

5. He has to let us know what He expects of us, yet still allow us our free will.

6. This messenger would need to establish a Church and give unto it the Keys to the Kingdom.

7. The members of the Church willingly and peacefully died horrible deaths in order to plant the seeds of His Truth which eventually toppled the greatest power on earth. Not through the martyrdom of killing, but through the martyrdom of dying a holy and purposeful death.

8. Find a religion/theology founded by the only being who ever claimed to be the Son of God. Stay with the roots and traditions of the Church he founded.

9. Accept that the Church is made of men and so is not perfect in some matters that do not pertain to the words and truth of God.

10. Do not accept the proposition that we can not know the mind or will of God or that all theology , all religions are equal - Therefore relative, subjective, and so, ultimately meaningless. Accept the existence of Absolute Truth and that it is knowable... Then discipline your mind to begin the real work of conforming your will to His.

One final thought - It’s not about having faith who your father is - It’s about knowing who your Father is...

R.L. Schaefer of CA 1:16PM November 25, 2008

Sam Dealey

Sam Dealey

Sam Dealey, former editor of the Washington Times, is a principal at Monument Communications, a public-relations consultancy in Washington, D.C.

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