Make the AIG Bonus Babies Sue for Their Bonuses

March 16, 2009 RSS Feed Print
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By Robert Schlesinger, Thomas Jefferson Street blog

I wrote earlier that the AIG "bonus babies"—the derivatives traders who got AIG, and by extension the rest of the world economy, mired in this mess—should cease collecting paychecks, let alone bonus checks. I see that Atlantic 's Marc Ambinder also has a pretty good idea for dealing with the bonus babies: Make them sue for the money.

Ambinder writes:

Financial products brought the firm down; why hasn't AIG informed the people in that unit that if they want their bonuses, they're going to have to sue to get them?

In other words, if the collapse of the company is an insufficient condition on which to base the breaking of a contract, then the contracts themselves aren't worth anything to the company.

What's the worst that could happen? The "bad guys"—the derivative traders—would take AIG to court. But forcing the traders to sue for the money they don't deserve turns them into the villains here, as they'd be named plaintiffs.

That circus would be worth the price of admission in terms of entertainment value alone. Some AIGers, Ambinder correctly predicts, would be shamed into dropping their bonus claims. But you've got to figure that the show would produce at least one memorably odious character that would defend the right to insane bonuses.

In the meantime, AIG CEO Edward Liddy is expected to testify before Congress on Wednesday. Maybe he can address these ideas.

(Thanks to TNR's Michael Crowley.)

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Someone at Newsweek should make Mr. "Bob" Schlesinger pay them to post his juvenile rantings. The boy is nothing in comparison to the original historian!

He proves the point that having the same last name means nothing more than nepotism when the talent and intelligence is not present.

Jeff of WI 6:47AM March 18, 2009

Give them their bonuses. Than publish their names and addresses to make it easy for the angry pitchfork wielding mob.

W. R. King of FL 8:19PM March 17, 2009

So the bonuses have to be paid to retain AIG's talent? Is this the same talent that ran the company into insolvency? Don't pay them so this talent will (please) leave! Give me a break!

tiowedo of CA 2:45PM March 17, 2009

Robert Schlesinger

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Robert Schlesinger is managing editor for opinion at U.S. News and World Report, overseeing all opinion editorial content. He is the author of "White House Ghosts: Presidents and Their Speechwriters." E-mail him at rschlesinger@usnews.com. Follow him on Twitter: @rschles.

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