Obama Should Follow Domino’s Pizza’s Lead and Start Over

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He has. They wipe their asz with pizza. Obama wipes his asz with the constitution.

Jimmyk of MA 10:03AM June 10, 2010

...because if they are, I would venture that you will be filing for unemployment benefits very soon. Wait, I got it! You must be related somehow to the owner, right? Because I never bash others on the internet, but your level of idiocy has forced me to highlight just how bad your opinions really are...
Bottom line: don't make any new, large purchases for awhile, OK?
And if you are working for free, you should still give it up. Even your computer must dread the moment when you turn it on. Do your computer a favor and donate it to your local church, YMCA, YWCA, Boyr & Girls Club, etc. Have the hard drive cleaned up first, though.
Really. Please, stop writing, I beg you. Unless you go work for Mad Magazine, Cracked.com, or some other magazine that specializes in humor. Because your writing on here is really embarrassing for U.S. News & World Report.
(If you meant your article to be funny, than I get it now and I apologize. Sadly, I believe you actually meant what you wrote...)

John W. Morgan of CA 5:50PM January 31, 2010

Our president already stuck a fork in it (himself). This one is done!

Dutra of CA 5:16PM January 23, 2010

after following the primaries & the general during 2007 - '08, and the President & Co. throughout his first 365+ days in office -- hasn't anyone figured out yet that teamOBAMA HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR?!
unless you call "you're likable enough" a joke -- or more of a slip of the carefully crafted persona
to allow a full-blown sense of humor to appear would mean that the tightly controlled image would be vulnerable -- the same with "honest to goodness" anger, as well as any REAL emotion that might threaten to crack the smooth facade
however, the way the Prez keeps bottling up everything inside - coupled with the fact that he still hasn't given up SMOKING a pack a day! - it certainly wouldn't be surprising if he totally goes SPRONG one of these days
hopefully Biden is a healthy fool -- Queen Pelosi would be just too much to bear . . . ahahaha
anyway as dear dear Gilda Radner used to say on SNL :o)
Never mind!

tiger lily of DC 6:26AM January 23, 2010

People bought the lines once....
We're going to change the way things are done in Washington.
We'll examine every Government program for waste and fraud.
We'll have complete "transparency" in government.
We'll work for bi-partisan approaches.
We'll cut out lobbyists, Big Business AND Unions from "our" Government.
NO tax increases for ANYONE making under $250K a year.
WE'RE NOT buying this ANYMORE.
Spin it, twist it, ignore it...
The Dems are out in 2010 and if the Republicans don't do better then so are they!
It's really time WE take back OUR country from the two parties AND Washington!
Does it take a 3rd Party?...NO...take back control of the two party system.
Choosing a Candidate by which one is "less bad" than the other?
To qoute our new Senator Brown..."We can do better"!

Chris Petty of GA 9:59PM January 22, 2010

Can we get rid of underwriting on pre-existing conditions and the insurers' bad habit of canceling people after they've paid in a while but suddenly get sick?
You see, THAT is the attractive little gem to which corporations yelled a resounding "NO, NOT UNLESS YOU GET GOVERNMENT TO FORCE NEARLY EVERYONE TO BUY OUR PRODUCTS".
Or are you suggesting that Obama merely advocate tort reform and the abolition of all state insurance laws (that "selling across state lines trick") and call that a tasty pizza?

Muser of NM 5:04PM January 22, 2010