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How the Tea Party Will Re-Elect Barack Obama

October 27, 2011 RSS Feed Print

The folks from the Party of Tea are doing their damndest to re-elect Barack Obama. God bless them.

[Check out political cartoons about the Tea Party.]

First there were big fireworks at the nationally televised "Western" debate in Las Vegas. Former Gov. Mitt Romney and Gov. Rick Perry beat each other like rented mules. As Texas governor, Perry granted college tuition aid to the children of undocumented immigrants, and Romney beat the crap out of him on that. Perry fought back by bringing up the undocumented Guatemalan who worked at the Romney mansion. Circular firing squad anyone? Thursday is Teddy Roosevelt's birthday. The rough rider would be horrified if he had been able to watch the debate.

As I was watching the debate, I had a couple of thoughts. First, the Democratic National Committee missed a bet by not sponsoring this debate. Second, that Romney did this in a presidential battleground state with large numbers of Latino voters. Last year Latino voters in Nevada turned out in large numbers to re-elect Senate majority leader Harry Reid in response to Sharron Angle's extremist views. Two other important states in the west, Colorado and New Mexico have large numbers of Latino voters.

[See a collection of political cartoons on immigration.]

A couple of days later, Fox News announced that it was adding two more televised debates to the schedule. This was bad news for the White House as President Obama had hoped for five more Party of Tea presidential debates.

Then there was the sad saga of Sen. Marco Rubio. His usual rap included a reference to his parents exile from Cuba after Fidel Castro's ascent to power. It turns out that a group of conservative birthers found out that the senator's parents left Cuba before the communist takeover. I don't believe that Rubio could forget the date of such an important event in the story of his own family. I know the exact date of my great grandparents' immigration to the United States from Ireland and that was over a hundred years ago. So much for everybody's favorite vice presidential running mate.

[See a collection of political cartoons on the 2012 GOP hopefuls.]

Next week will even be worse for the Tea Partyers. Condoleezza Rice's book about her White House years comes out Tuesday. The former Secretary of State takes shots at former Vice President Dick Cheney and former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld for their conduct of the war in Iraq. This will put a spotlight on President Obama's success in Libya and President Bush's failure in Iraq. Under Obama's leadership, it cost $1 billion and zero American lives to bring down the dictator in Libya. George W. Bush's Iraqi misadventure cost us $2 trillion and the lives of more than 4000 brave young Americans.

By the way, when is the next Tea Party presidential debate? I can hardly wait.

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IS MARTHA COAKLEY...

Still listed as one of the people Bannon Kommunications 'helped' on his website?

No matter. Just an aside.

Good though for Bannon that he's a raggin' on Perry, Romney, Rubio, and Bush, Rice and Rumsfeld from eight years ago. As someone who shares the limited gov't ideals of the Tea Party, hey, guess what Bannon, I don't like them either.

And as such, I don't think I'm alone on that amongst those who share the limited gov't ideals of the Tea Party. Far from it. And that points out how clueless Cap'n Brad really is about the Tea Party as he continues to pound for a collision course with Grecian-style fiscal reality.

Yep, there stands Cap'n Brad Crunch on the bow of the Demtanic -- already taking on water as is -- yelling out the order for full steam ahead. More steam, more power, that Grecian-style fiscal iceberg might move, hit it before it gets away!!!

And that does seem to be Cap'n Brad's big plan: Try to hit that Grecian-style fiscal iceberg fast enough and hard enough and in the right spot -- under the ass-umption that there is such a right spot -- to skip the sinking Demtanic completely out of the water and beach it on the ice. No matter the cost, no matter the peril, Cap'n Brad cannot let the Demtanic sink! Better to try and beach the Demtanic on an iceberg of fiscal unsustainability -- it was going to sink on its own anyways.

Then as the second part of his grand plan, Cap'n Brad will sit tight until the Tea Party sends a rescue ship and retrieves his sorry ass, as part of a rising tide that lifts all boats.

Well Cap'n Brad, rethink your strategy. We'll just leave you there post 2012 as a nice little snack for a polar bear.

When you're not much more than a wannabe dem shill punk-thug-flea like Cap'n Brad on the way down, it's all about trying to live another day in the hope of another Obama-style opportunistic libprog infection coming along on which to hitch a ride out of nowheresville.

Paul, Ron Paul 2012. He's the one who's got the complete package of fiscal prudence that encompasses both ending global-policing/nation-building (especially that Obama Af-Pak deal that Cap'n Brad not-so-curiously made no mention of), and ending domestic federal stimunots/bailouts.

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PS Cap'n Brad thinks Obama will get a bump from his non-war Libyan war. Au contraire. The billion-plus Kinetic Punk Obama dropped so far on Libya was only the start. Now President Punk and Bag Lady Clinton will bang the drum for billions more in reconstruction aid. The final upshot of Obama's non-war Libyan war going into the 2012 election will be the question:

Who in the hell is Punk Obama president of and for, us here in the US or the Libyans?

Unless Punk Obama somehow extends dual citizenship to all the Libyan rebel-rebels so they can vote for him in 2012, stumble he will fall on Libya.

dom youngross of OH 4:36AM November 05, 2011

Brad Bannon is the President of Bannon Communications Research, which is a polling and consulting firm that helps Democratic candidates, labor unions and progressive issue groups win political and public affairs campaigns. Brad also guest hosts Leslie Marshall's nationally syndicated radio talk show and has his own show on 1510 AM, Boston's progressive toker.

Occupied of FL 2:00PM October 31, 2011

obama must of said I do take money from non-registered lobbyists.

$$$ 5,000,000 for barry's campaign from non-registered lobbyists. That's REAL CHANGE ? Call it by any other name back end dropping still stink. What a LIAR barry.

"Obama Backers Tied to Lobbies Raise Millions"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/28/us/politics/obama-bundlers-have-ties-to-lobbying.html?pagewanted=all

Bill Hedges of MO 9:47PM October 28, 2011

Brad Bannon

Brad Bannon

Brad Bannon runs Bannon Communications Research, a political polling and consulting firm which helps labor unions, progressive issue groups, and Democratic candidates win public affairs and political campaigns. Brad guest hosts Leslie Marshall’s nationally syndicated radio talk show and is a commentator on America’s Radio News Network. Follow him on Twitter @BradBannon.

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