A New Reality Show for Sarah Palin and Fox

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My God, none of these people could lead a parade from Point A to Point B.

Palin would screw up Revere's route while driving the bus with GPS; Bachmann would turn right at Minnesota to get to Iowa; Pawlenty would circle around Minnesota; Mitt would head from hairdresser to hairdresser; Santorum wouldn't get to the parade in time because he was rewriting his parade speech; Christie would try to lead from the air; Paul and Perry would have a fight over which Texan should be the "real" leader of the parade; Cain doesn't lead no parade; Jindal couldn't lead without FEMA; Huntsman would criticize the drum major for his marching style, and he would quit; and Gingrich would miss the whole parade because he had to deliver his latest Tiffany's bribe to a really cute campaign aide.

Sally of MI 8:28AM June 09, 2011

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Brad Bannon

Brad Bannon runs Bannon Communications Research, a political polling and consulting firm which helps labor unions, progressive issue groups, and Democratic candidates win public affairs and political campaigns. Brad guest hosts Leslie Marshall’s nationally syndicated radio talk show and is a commentator on America’s Radio News Network. Follow him on Twitter @BradBannon.

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