Interpreting Headline News While Stuck at the Airport

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I spent most of the day yesterday trapped in the airport by the new storm in the Northeast. But it gave me the chance to watch CNN’s Headline News channel. I wasn’t close enough to listen to the commentary, but I could read the “crawls” at the bottom of the screen. Over and over and over again. If you have any complaints about the “crawls,” I didn’t write them. CNN did.

“Buffett injured in fall”

My first thought was: Which Buffett? If something, God forbid, sidelined the investment giant and financer Warren Buffett, a weak economy would get even worse. But what if something happened to Jimmy Buffett? The sour public mood would get even worse if we were deprived of margaritas and cheeseburgers in paradise. BTW, it was Jimmy not Warren who got hurt. Which do you think would have been be worse? [Read more about unemployment and the economy.]

“Tax cuts drive budget deficit to $1,500,000,000”

The same people complaining about the size of the federal deficit were pushing for renewal of the Bush tax cut bonanza for bankers and billionaires. Warren Buffett is one of the richest people in America (Jimmy Buffett may be too). Warren has said that he doesn’t need a tax cut, but his secretary needs one badly. This year’s tax cuts for wealthy Americans will cost us $60 billion. This is enough to fund scholarships to half of the college students in the United States. Millions of new college graduates would be a great way to kick start the innovations in the economy that we urgently need to compete internationally.

“Dow tops 12,000”

While Wall Street is roaring, Main Street is groaning. The extension of the Bush tax cuts are a gift from God to corporate executives who are making record profits. They may take expensive European vacations or put more caviar on their Rice Krispies. but they are not using these big profits to create jobs in the United States. American companies are creating thousands of jobs in Asia and nothing but misery for unemployed Americans. And for those folks who want to decrease the corporate tax rate, ExxonMobil made record profits last year because of rising gas prices, but the company did not pay one cent in taxes in the United States. [Check out a roundup of political cartoons on the economy.]

“800 pound piano turns up on Florida beach”

I’m still working on the analysis of this story. But I should have plenty of time to figure it out, since I’m still stranded at the airport. Maybe someone left it there for Jimmy Buffett.

 

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BUFFETT’S BEST (or at least, my favorites).

Now, I don’t want to start a Parrot Head civil war over this list - so all you Buffett buffs - relax - these are just my picks.

12. Incommunicado - Boats, Beaches, Bars and Ballads

11. He Went to Paris - Songs You Know by Heart

10. “Cowboy in the Jungle” - Son of a Sailor album.

9. “Cheeseburger in Paradise” - Son of a Sailor.

8. “Boat Drinks” - Songs You Know by Heart

7. “Jolly Mon Sings” - Last Mango in Paris (my little girl loves this song - therefore, I do too).

6. “Manana” - Son of a Sailor

5. “Changes in Latitudes - Changes in Attitudes” Songs You Know by Heart

4. “Volcano” - Songs You Know by Heart

3. “Son of a Son of a Sailor” - Album of the same name.

2. “Margaritaville” - Songs You Know by Heart

1. “A Pirate Looks at Forty” “Songs You Know by Heart” Great lyrics - except that now both Jimmy and I are looking over our transoms at 50, and thinkin’ that where we've been looks better than where we're headed.

A brief respite from "politics as usual".

R.L. SCHAEFER - PARROTHEAD of CA 11:48AM January 28, 2011

Exxon Mobile (as well as a few of the other major oil companies) paid out about 47% of their pre-tax profits as tax, but to other countries, not the US.

Why?

Because the US tax system, with it's much higher rates, forces them to look at every (legal) means available to them to shelter their income from the higher US rates.

And Obama wants to add on a 10% tax penalty on their over seas profits?

Like THAT will entice them to stay here?

“Tax cuts drive budget deficit to $1,500,000,000”

So, somehow a loss of $60B in taxes caused a $1.5T deficit?

Like it wasn't caused by runaway spending?

C'mon, Bannon. Even you are more intelligent than that.

junior of DC 11:42AM January 28, 2011

There's nothing to interpet on HLN , it's all liberal and class warfare , just another mouthpiece for Obama . If you need to figure it out you're not that smart .

Second , when this country NEEDS jobs , you would give people (collage students ) money that can't create a job ? Another good way to spend our tax dollars .

Hunter of WI 8:04AM January 28, 2011

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