I'm thinking of legally incorporating my labrador retriever, Jake, so he'll acquire all the rights of a person. Then I could let him run off the leash at state-park beaches, have him sit at the table in restaurants, take him into movie theatres, etc... I'd also get him a tag stating "Hands off; I'm a corporation!" What do you think?
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Zeb Zebrowski of FL 12:32PM February 19, 2012