China Is the Key to Handling Nuclear North Korea

SK President Lee Myung Bak should kick the North Korean leader right in the "Bak"-side, and so should the USA. You bet if I were President, we would have a regime-change over there in North Korn-rea faster than Gandy the Goose poops out corn-kibble. And just for the record, I would not respect the North Korean borders (this ain't a kid's game of tag with "safety zones") when it is run by a dangerous maniac who threatens the world with his "Dong" missles, as well as millions of his own people in a humanitarian crisis the rest of the world may occaisionally ring hands about but do nothing else. Guys like NK & Iran want nukes? They might get 'em from me, lobbed right through the air at their capitals like I was a crazed Crusader at a horse-pucky discus throw at the County Fair, by cracky! I do believe in political assassinations in cases like this, and quite frankly, I would have no problem with blowing up their capital and dumping the present North Korean leadership right out of it's dictatoral rickshaw. Where I come from, he'd just be a cat-toy on a string for the wooley bears that gobble my garbage when I leave it out at night on the curbside. If I were in charge in the USA, it would've happened already to them by now; none of this "check with the other guy, beg around the conference table, maybe a sanction here and a shake of the finger discreetly there". Here would be my negotiation strategy:

"It's Hammer-Time, hitch up your laceys, cuz here I come, with a heapin' helpin' of my hospitality!" The North Koreans would get a hootinnanny like "Whoops Upside Your Head" General MacArthur-style that would show them where the bear-flop lies in the buckwheat, compliments of the flag-waving, world-saving USA. When I kick a geopolitical hiney, it would go so far up between the bad-guy nations' rumparoos that they would have to reach up to tie their shoe-laces! Round up your posse, Americans: let's get the other good-guy nations like Israel, Great Britain, Australia, maybe Canada if they cook their Canadian Bacon good & tender, a few others, & wail on evil-doers' tail! Pop go the Weasels! And that would just be a precursor to what would happen to other dictators around the world community, too, when I ladeled out the old Cream of Whoop-arse soup to guys like Iran, Venezeula, Syria, drug-lords, terrorists, and other bad-guys like half of Africa, Asia, South America, and finally...any other bad-guys left who need their dance-card punched, people like those of you who are about to criticize me & need their "civil rights" violated out behind Grandpappy Splutding's barn with the toe of my apple-pie-eating boot! Now that's how you handle tin-pot-polishing, banana republic-promoting, magic-flying-carpet-piloting, rickshaw-Louies, & Rice-Paddy-Daddies who think they can control the world. I piddle red-white-& blue, boys: let's see ya burn this flag I have tattooed on my soul! God Bless America, & Eunice, fetch me my Louieville Slugger for teetime on the tyrants!

Jim of Hancock, MI of MI 9:20AM June 18, 2010