Newt Gingrich's 5 Life Lessons

Steps to a principled life:

Step one, cheat on your wife and lie about it.

Step two, shout at the top of your lungs how awful President Clinton is for cheating on his wife and lying about it.

Step three, present your cancer-ridden wife the divorce papers while she's laying in the hospital bed so you can run off with your younger hotsy.

Step four, get run out of your job as Speaker of the House due to numerous Ethics violations.

Step five, demand that Speaker Pelosi resign as Speaker of the House as part of a fabricated Republican distraction.

Step six, tell everyone else how to live their lives.

Normally, I'd say that the only people that would buy certain books are the writer's family, but Newt's family probably knows him too well to plunk down cash for this obscenity.

jimatmadison of WI 8:03AM May 23, 2009