The 13 Bees of Christmas

Beleagured researchers honor the honeybee in a rewrite of the 12 Days Of Christmas

December 30, 2010 RSS Feed Print

It was another bad year for the little honeybee, with the Agriculture Department revealing that the numbers killed in 2010 topped 2009.

But researchers believe they are closer to finding a cause for many of the mysterious bee deaths and those at the University of California-Davis even turned to song to herald the little bug. Our friend Kim Flottum, the editor of Bee Culture, the industry magazine, received a note from the researchers about how they reworked the holiday fave, "The 12 Days of Christmas" to include the honeybee.

Considering all the bad news in the bee industry, Flottum says he was happy to feature an upbeat Christmas story. "This was a fun piece to do, for a change."

Here's what he sent us:

From Bee Culture magazine's Bee Buzz:

Forget "The 12 Days of Christmas." It's "The 13 Bugs of Christmas."

The Department of Entomology at the University of California, Davis, came up with a song at its annual holiday party that drew roaring applause-and attention to bugs that either please or plague people.

The song, written by honey bee specialist Eric Mussen and communications specialist Kathy Keatley Garvey, included a psyllid in a pear tree, six lice a'laying, 10 locusts leaping and 11 queen bees piping.

"We attempted to keep the wording as close as possible for 'The 12 Bugs of Christmas' and then we opted to spotlight some new agricultural pests in the next stanza," said Mussen, an extension apiculturist and member of the UC Davis Department of Entomology faculty since 1976.

The song:

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a psyllid in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two tortoises beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three French flies, two tortoise beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four calling cicadas, three French flies, two tortoise beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five golden bees, four calling cicadas, three French flies, two tortoise beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six lice a'laying, five golden bees, four calling cicadas, three French flies, two tortoise beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven boatmen swimming, six lice a'laying, five golden bees, four calling cicadas, three French flies, two tortoise beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight ants a'milking, seven boatmen swimming, six lice a'laying, five golden bees, four calling cicadas, three French flies, two tortoise beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine mayflies dancing, eight ants a'milking, seven boatmen swimming, six lice a'laying, five golden bees, four calling cicadas, three French flies, two tortoise beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 10 locusts leaping, nine mayflies dancing, eight ants a'milking, seven boatmen swimming, six lice a'laying, five golden bees, four calling cicadas, three French flies, two tortoise beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 11 queen bees piping, 10 locusts leaping, nine mayflies dancing, eight ants a'milking, seven boatmen swimming, six lice a'laying, five golden bees, four calling cicadas, three French flies, two tortoise beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 12 deathwatch beetles drumming, 11 queen bees piping, 10 locusts leaping, nine mayflies dancing, eight ants a'milking, seven boatmen swimming, six lice a'laying, five golden bees, four calling cicadas, three French flies, two tortoise beetles and a psyllid in a pear tree

Knowing the agony that Californians experience with the seemingly unending flood of pests, Mussen felt it "bugworthy" to add this verse:

"On the 13th day of Christmas, Californians woke to see:

13 Kaphra beetles

12 Diaprepes weevils

11 citrus psyllids

10 Tropilaelaps clareae

nine melon fruitflies

eight Aedes aegypti

seven ash tree borers

six spotted-wing Drosophila

five gypsy moths

four Japanese beetles

three imported fire ants

two brown apple moths

and a medfly in a pear tree

Mussen, who led the department in song, made sure he pronounced and defined "Tropilaelaps clareae" before the sing-a-long.

"It's one of two Asian honey bee mites that we have not found in the U.S.," he told the crowd.

Mussen writes the bimonthly "from the UC apiaries" newsletter found on the department's website.

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This is not original: The bee - he is a busy soul. He has no time for birth control. That's why we have so many sons of bees around. The Twelve Days of Christmas is a very fine reminder of the Christian beliefs and faith. The parody seems to have been written by sons of bees.

Peace, Love and Joy to you and a Happy New Year, too.

Louis Sandberg of NY 11:43AM December 31, 2010

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