By PAUL NEWBERRY, Associated Press
Talk about revenge of the nerds!
Bill Gates is, like, the coolest guy on the planet. "Big Bang Theory" is the highest-rated show on television.
And, in the strangest twist of all, Harvard is getting ready for the next round of the NCAA tournament.
Being a geek has never been hipper.
Those brainiacs from the Ivy League whipped up big, burly New Mexico 68-62, taking down a third-seeded squad that went into the tournament as a trendy Final Four pick.
Time to reassess the world order.
Go with Harvard in their next game against Arizona on Saturday, no matter how big of a mismatch it seems on paper. Forget points per game and turnover-to-assist ratios. Looking at SAT scores and grade-point averages. My only regret is that MIT didn't get an invitation to the 68-team field. I don't even know if they have a basketball team, but if they did, I'd be picking them as well.
Full disclosure: My 14-year-old son is a total nerd. Revels in the title, actually. Was voted "Most Likely To Succeed" by his eighth grade class, but has no idea what's going on in the NCAA tournament. When I told him Harvard had beaten the Lobos, his reply was, "That's nice." When I asked him if he knew what sport I was talking about, he said, "Nope." Then he returned to reading his "Star Wars" book.
The Harvard players knew how significant it was. They didn't even have to be brain surgeons to figure it out. Their university was founded in 1636, but this was the first time the Crimson had ever won a game in the NCAA tournament.
"It's kind of nice to break the stereotype that we're the nerdy kids and show people that we can play basketball as well," Wesley Saunders, a sophomore majoring in sociology, said Friday.
Laurent Rivard, a junior guard from that basketball hotbed of Quebec and a player with some serious geek credentials (he's majoring in computer science), also chimed in.
"Everybody at Harvard — not just the basketball team, but everybody — has talents other than being smart," he said.
Maybe so, but the Crimson's victory was the biggest upset on the first full day and a half of the tournament. Three 12th-seeded teams — Oregon, Cal and Ole Miss — won their opening games but, frankly, so many teams have moved on from that spot, it's almost a reach to call it a surprise. Plus, all three of those teams come from major conferences.
More notable was No. 13 La Salle, winning another one for the little guys Friday when it knocked off fourth-seeded Kansas State to give the Atlantic-10 a fifth team in the round of 32.
Sure, the cream will likely rise to the top by the time we get to the Georgia Dome in a couple of weeks, but all these upsets are sure making this first week of the tournament a whole lot of fun, a much-needed boost for college basketball after a lackluster regular season.
For sure, I'd love to see Harvard make it to second week of the tournament.
This is a program that lost its co-captains — Kyle Casey and Brandyn Curry — after a cheating scandal involving more than 100 students (some were athletes, but this was a school-wide problem that had more to do with young kids making bad decisions than an athletic department run amok).
This is a team coached by former Duke guard Tommy Amaker, who helped clean up the mess at Michigan after its last round of NCAA problems but got fired before he had a chance to finish the job.
The loss of two key players forced Amaker to give more playing time to freshman point guard Siyani Chambers, which has worked out better than anyone expected. The youngster is averaging almost 38 minutes a game and became the first freshman in the Ivy League's long history to land on the all-conference first team.
"You have to figure things out, move forward, adjust and adapt," Amaker said. "That's what makes the ages of these kids amazing, because they can do that very easily."
If Sheldon (non-nerd primer: he's one of the characters on "Big Bang Theory") was a basketball fan, the rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock game might need a few more levels.
Like, rock keeps going in the basket for Harvard, paper your bracket is written on can be tossed in the trash, Spock declares it all totally illogical.