"Mywifenosevrything! Thewifedoesntknow! They're 1-2! Of course they are!" Collmus yelled. "Mywifenosevrything in front, to the outside, Thewifedoesntknow! Mywifenosevrything! Thewifedoesntknow! Mywifenosevrything! More than Thewifedoesntknow! Whoo!"
Among the potential Belmont horses, the only one with a somewhat tricky name is Guyana Star Dweej.
Collmus would love to be shouting I'll Have Another as the horses hit the finish line.
His biggest fear might be one shared by prepubescent boys everywhere.
"I don't want my voice to crack at the top of the stretch," he said.