That's about as racy as you're going to get from Romney, a Mormon who says the "enduring truths" in his life are his wife, his five sons and his 16 grandchildren.
Out with teleprompters. In with Lean Six Sigma.
Oh, and hang on to your hat.
If elected, Gingrich would barrel into the White House with a forklift full of ideas.
Don't expect him to tiptoe around sore spots or proceed cautiously.
The candidate who pronounces himself "much more effective per hour" than he was in his 40s promises to roll out "extraordinarily radical" ideas to change American culture.
"He must exhaust his staff," says the Rev. Al Sharpton, who got to know Gingrich when the two traveled the country together in 2009 to promote education reforms as a right-left tag team. "He's got 50 different ideas every hour and 50 different analyses and 100 historic anecdotes."
After mocking President Barack Obama for his heavy reliance on teleprompters, Gingrich is sure to avoid the device whenever possible. But don't expect Gingrich to run out of things to say.
Republicans who worked with Gingrich on Capitol Hill when he was House speaker recall meetings where they all could do was nod their heads while the former college professor held forth for hours on Greek history, "Future Shock" and whatever else was on his fevered mind.
Gingrich already has announced plans to teach an online course as president to keep people up to date on what he's up to — free of charge, he hastens to add.
"He would certainly be an activist president," predicts former Rep. Mickey Edwards, R-Okla., who says Gingrich as House speaker concentrated power in his own hands. "He would not be accused of being too above the fray. He'd be more like LBJ in the sense of 'I'm the boss.'"
Bob Dole, who was Gingrich's counterpart in the Senate and the 1996 GOP presidential candidate, offered a scathing critique of the speaker before the Florida primary, when party insiders decided Gingrich was becoming too threatening to Romney's prospects and needed his wings clipped. "He was a one-man band who rarely took advice," Dole commented. "It was his way or the highway."
As for those ideas Sharpton talked about, Dole cuttingly said "most of them were off the wall."
Presidents arrive with their own personal likes and dislikes. Expect an emphasis on animals in a Gingrich presidency.
He's been fascinated with them ever since he painted stripes on his leather jacket as a kid to look like a zebra. And expect to hear a lot about Lean Six Sigma, a managerial philosophy designed to promote efficiency that Gingrich says could save the federal government billions.
For all of his conservative bombast and promises of radical change, Gingrich is not immune to compromise and bowing to public sentiment.
Even Ronald Reagan knew to settle for 80 percent of what he wanted, Gingrich says.
"You can't have a hard-right presidency succeed," he said at one point. "There's not a right-wing majority in this country."
Gingrich also promises to rein himself in as president, saying the chief executive must be more disciplined than an analyst who can say anything.
"The person to whom you're entrusting the leadership of the United States had better think long and hard before they say things," he said early in his candidacy. "I think that's a fair criticism of me."
Associated Press writers Sharon Cohen in Chicago and Steve LeBlanc in Boston contributed to this report.
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