Between all the speechifying, sermonizing and glad-handing by politicians at CPAC during the last few days, conservative attendees of the political action conference also had quite a bit to say.
Below, eight of the best comments overheard at CPAC:
"I know you're mad because you didn't get to meet Paul Ryan.... but don't take it out on me."
-Man to his girlfriend after a failed meet and greet with the former VP candidate
"After 50 years of marriage they tank so early."
-Conservative businessman Foster Friess explaining the absence of his wife circa 11 p.m.
"Monroe was totally a better president than Jefferson"
-College-aged kids waiting for a bus to CPAC
"If only I'd brought my yacht I wouldn't have to wait in that shuttle line."
-College-aged kids after boarding a bus to CPAC
"I want to see Newt Gingrich so I can rip him a new ass."
-CPAC attendee commenting on the former House speaker's upcoming speech
"I've got a panel I need to sit in [on] and live tweet from... So it's a lot."
"It's a Disney world of good ideas."
-Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, on CPAC
"I am so sweaty nasty."
-Girl about to go on the radio with Tea Party Patriots
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