"First they come for your brains, then they come for your ballots."
That's the tagline of a zombie-themed speed networking party planned for the Conservative Political Action Conference at the Gaylord National Harbor hotel in Maryland this Friday, according to a copy of the invitation shared with Whispers.
But these aren't just any zombies. They're "Obama zombies," and the invite warns that the White House's undead are "relentless...and have nothing else to do."
Before the Obama apocalypse comes, though, ordinary young conservatives will get to spend their last living hours being transformed into a flesh-eating walker from the AMC show The Walking Dead, with the help of Hollywood makeup artists on site. Each living dead attendee will also get a "mingle stick," which holds all of his or her contact information and can be tapped with another mingle stick to get someone else's information, "somebody that YOU want to survive with in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy," the invite cautions.
CPAC expects some 2,000 people to brave the pre-Obama apocalypse event.