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Bachmann’s Thanksgiving: Cheap Bird and ‘Turkey Bingo’

November 18, 2011 RSS Feed Print

Michele Bachmann may be a tax lawyer, a Minnesota congresswoman, and a GOP presidential candidate, but first she's a mom who says that Thanksgiving is the best family day of the year. "Since I was a little girl," she tells us, "I just loved this meal because it's the time when the entire extended family comes together."

It's also a day when traditions rule. First the basics. Bachmann says she always plans weeks out, trolling through the local newspapers for good deals on turkey. "I usually start at the grocery store with the cheapest turkey," she says from the campaign trail. "The biggest I can find, usually 28 pounds, huge, I just try to get the largest I can. I watch the sale ads in the paper and I go." Breaking with the practice of several White Houses, she adds, "I don't pardon my turkey. I cook my turkey." There's gravy and mashed potatoes, salads, pumpkin and apple pie, and whipped cream made from scratch. "My husband likes French silk [pie], so if he's really good, he gets French silk." Usually she starts cooking at 4 a.m., but her family will help this year because she will be campaigning late the night before Thanksgiving. [Read: Why the GOP (and Democrats) Should Be Thankful for Mitt Romney.]

After dinner the games begin, specifically "turkey bingo," she says. "It's bingo, but whoever gets bingo first must say 'gobble-gobble.' " Prizes like jams and jerky are offered, but there's a family rivalry twist: Winners pick the prizes they know the others want. And while her kids are grown now, "it always ends up that they chase each other around to get their prize." Sometimes neighbors are invited. "You can have six people shouting 'gobble-gobble' at the same time. You've got to see it to believe it. It is just hilarious," says Bachmann. [See a collection of political cartoons on the 2012 GOP hopefuls.]

There's also a serious side for the Bachmann family. Michele tells us that she's a student of the Pilgrims and has an 1898 edition of Pilgrim leader William Bradford's journal of the plight the first settlers faced at Plymouth Rock in the early 1600s. "It brings tears to my eyes, the suffering that the Pilgrims endured to come here," she says.

One note in Bradford's journal takes center stage even before Bachmann's turkey is cut. On each plate, she first places five kernels of corn, exactly what was rationed for Pilgrims during one early period. Then everybody offers a story for what they are grateful for.

Bachmann says of the Pilgrims: "I think that their story is under told and under sold. They really are, I think, the originators of the greatness of this country, and how they lived with their lives in such a quality way and how they prayed for subsequent generations, they are my heroes, my great American heroes."

Illustration by Ed Wexler

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THEY SAY TRUTH IS STRANGER THEN FICTION...

Fred of Va...

I'm Sorry If I Said Anything That Was HURTFUL, All I Can Say Is That The TRUTH Usually Is...

HOWEVER, If I Said ANYTHING That Wasn't TRUE About The EARLY SETTLERS Please CALL ME OUT On My FACT Finding...

I COULDN'T Make This STUFF Up If I Wanted Too, These ACCOUNTS I Refer Too Are The WORDS, The STATEMENTS And The TESTIMONY FROM The EARLY Settlers...

As For The RAPES, MURDERS, KIDNAPPINGS AND TORTURE I Think Sir Isaac Newton Said It Best..." TO EVERY ACTION THERE IS ALWAYS OPPOSED AN EQUAL REACTION...

It's A FACT That NATIVE WOMAN Were KIDNAPPED, RAPED, And Some NATIVE CHILDREN Were STOLEN From Their Mothers And Given To INFERTILE Women!

It Is Also TRUE That The EARLY SETTLERS Would CUT OFF THE BREAST And CUT OUT A NATIVE Woman's VAGINA And Use It As A GOOD LUCK CHARM!

As A POWHATAN I Can Tell You That NOT ALL POWHATANS Were As KIND, TRUSTING AND OR FORGIVING AS POCAHATOS She Was The Exception To The Rule...

However, In The Beginning When The Pilgrims Landed In ROANOKE In The Late 1500 The Natives And The Europeans Settlers Lived Together In PEACE...The Early Settlers TRADED Food, Pans And Goods With The Natives, Their PEACE Ended When A Settler SHOT An Indian Over A SILVER CUP...

THOSE THUNDER STICKER WERE NO JOKE!

As For The BLOOD Wars...In EVERY Culture Blood Wars Exist, As UGLY As It Is People Kill Their Own Kind Everyday...

So FRED Of VA... NEVER CALL ME A LAIR...Because I Don't CARE Enough About You Or Anyone Else To SUGAR COAT THE TRUTH...

It Is... What It Is...

It Is Also A FACT That During Starving Times In The Jamestown Settlement CANNIBALISM Did Occur...

I'm NOT Passing Judgement, I'm Just Stating A FACTS...

Stacey Bridges

POWHATAN, BLACKFOOT, BLACK AND DUTCH

Widowed 1 Year, 11 Months And 18 Days

Witness To The Pharmaceutical GENOCIDE Perpetrated On The American People Then Advertised On National TV...

Stacey Bridges of VA 4:16AM November 24, 2011

@Stacey Bridges

Your comments on Pilgrims and Indians is baloney. It's become part of popular culture to view the relationship as one of Indians helping Pilgrims on Thanksgiving but nothing is further from the truth. But instances of Indians helping Pilgrims are few and far between. Indians viciously attacked them from the very beginning. Rape, murder, kidnapping and torture were standard practice for Indians who lived in a constant state of war with neighboring tribes. And when Pilgrims arrived they did it to them, too. It was only after Indians realized the Pilgrims would make powerful allies in their struggles against other tribes that they tried to win them over. That's REAL history and not the propaganda you'll find in some Hollywood flick.

fred of VA 1:01PM November 23, 2011

GIVING THANKS IS THE GREATEST GIFT YOU CAN GIVE TO GOD...

I'm GLAD To Hear Your Cooking Congressmom Bachman, And Your Right Thanksgiving Is A Day To Give Thanks For Many Reasons...

However, I'm Confused By Your Accounts Of The First PILGRIMS Arrival In America...

When You Speak About The PILGRIMS And Thanksgiving Congresswoman, I Heard NO Mention Of My PEOPLE, And That's COOL...

The FIVE KERNELS OF CORN Rationed Out By The Settlers And You On Thanksgiving Day Is A GREAT Way To GIVE Thanks And Be Thankful For What You Have...

However, When You PASS Out Those FIVE KERNELS OF CORN REMEMBER To Tell The Children WHO GAVE The SETTLERS Those FIVE KERNELS OF CORN!

What You Call CORN Today Was Called MAZE By The NATIVE PEOPLE And This FOOD Was A GIFT From GOD To The NATIVE PEOPLE...The MAZE That Was RATIONED Out Was Either Given To The Settlers During Peace Time Or It Was STOLEN From The Natives During The STARVING TIMES...

Congresswoman Bachman You Said That You Were A STUDENT Of The PILGRIMS, Yet Your Dates Leave Me MAZE'S And CONFUSED...

We ALL Know Their Were Several Attempts To Create Settlements In The New World, But The FIRST Successful Settlement Was MY NATIVE STATE Of VIRGINIA In 1607...

Remember The LOST COLONY Of ROANOKE In 1587-90, And The Failed POPHAM COLONY In Maine In 1607-08...These Colonies Failed For Several Reasons Resulting From WEATHER, LIVING Conditions, LACK Of KNOWLEDGE, PRIDE, And FEAR...

Are You Talking About The Settlements Branching Out After The FIRST SUCCESSFUL SETTLEMENT In Virginia... When The Pilgrims Landed At Pymouth, Mass It Was In The 1620, And Native Relations Were Strained...

Then Again To Say Virginia Was The FIRST SUCCESSFUL SETTLEMENT IS A Bit Of A STRECH...

During The STARVING TIME Men And Boys Ate Rats, Mice And DUG Up DEAD Bodies And Ate Them ...It's Said That One SETTLER Was So HUNGRY That He KILLED His Wife And Ate Her...

At Our Dinner Table We Always Give Thanks, But On THANKSGIVING I Like To Remember The First Thanksgiving...

I Always Say, "If It Weren't For The INDIANS The PILGRIMS Would Be DEAD!"...That's The Coversation That We Would Be Having At Our Dinner Table, Before My Mother Starts YELLING At Me To Leave The PILGRIMS Alone...

HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVERYONE! 9:o)

Stacey Bridges

Native Of Northern Virginia

Widowed 1 Year, 11 Months, And 13 Days

Witness To The Pharmaceutical Gemocide Perpetrated On The American People Then Advertised On National TV

Stacey Bridges of VA 11:12AM November 21, 2011

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