TOP 10 REASONS TO ATTEND:
No. 10: Watch backyard whiffleball pitting Eliot Spitzer's " dates " against Roger Clemens's "girlfriends."
No. 9: Hear Dick Cheney mutter, "So?" after a game-winning grand slam.
No. 8: John McCain gets Cubs and White Sox mixed up for the fifth time, prompting Joe Lieberman to correct him.
No. 7: Hillary Clinton promises to take the losing team with her all the way to Denver.
No. 6: Barbara Boxer...Barbara Mikulski...slippery slide...need I say more?
No. 5: For kicks, let's see if an ice sculpture of Al Gore can survive nine innings.
No. 4: Frank will confidentially announce his prediction of who will win last year's Super Bowl. He will be wrong...again.
No. 3: Get advance copies of Scott McClellan's new book, Out of Left Field: My Totally Unprovoked Revolt Against My Favorite National Pastime and Rant Against a Bunch of Rumored Steroid Users.
No. 2: During the seventh-inning stretch, sing along with the Rev. Jeremiah Wright's special rendition of "God Damn America."
No. 1: See this year's baseball All-Stars before they become next year's congressional witnesses.