"It's not over until the lady in the pantsuit says it is."
Sen. Hillary Clinton, refusing to leave the presidential race
"Wouldn't taking his advice be a little like getting health tips from a funeral home director?"
Bill Burton, spokesman for Sen. Barack Obama, on advice from former Bush aide Karl Rove, now a Fox News analyst
"Write the check, and be happy."
President Bush, who married off his daughter this month, on tips he learned watching Steve Martin's Father of the Bride
"The president is the president of the United States."
Dana Perino, White House spokeswoman, dismissing charges that President Bush was criticizing Obama in a speech on U.S. policy on Israel
"She loves football, she'll go to hockey games, and, I jokingly say, 'Now, if I could only get her to have sex with me.'"
Gov. Tim Pawlenty, of Minnesota and a GOP running mate contender, referring to his wife in a radio interview
Sources: USA Today, New York Times, Politico, White House, WCCO