"There's no sense of shame today...I think it's wrong. They're sluts. And I don't mean just the women. I mean the men, too."
Larry Liston, a Colorado state representative, blasting unwed, pregnant teens
"They got the idea for the Seinfeld 'puffy shirt' from me."
Sen. Hillary Clinton, mocking her own wedding dress
"Have you noticed a lot of security around here? It's because the vice president heard there were some ducks around."
President Bush, on welcoming the 2007 Stanley Cup champions, the Anaheim Mighty Ducks
"It was close, but in the end I went for Obama."
Sen. Barack Obama, on whom he voted for on Super Tuesday
"Calm down a little bit."
Sen. John McCain, to his conservative talk show critics
Sources: Gazette, Us Weekly, Examiner [2], USA Today
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