"Dick Cheney is still a war criminal. Hillary Clinton is still Satan. And I'm back on the radio."
Don Imus, on his return to radio as a talk show host following his dismissal from CBS for disparaging remarks about the Rutgers women's basketball team
"How did running for president become a qualification for being president?"
Sen. Hillary Clinton, rapping opponent Sen. Barack Obama
"I'm buying Iowa toys. They're going to eat Iowa food."
Sen. Chris Dodd, a Democratic presidential candidate, whose family has moved to Iowa to help him campaign, poking fun at foes who pledged not to buy Christmas toys from China
"I'd do my best to support it. I'd keep my mouth shut."
Bill Clinton, the former president, if his wife made a decision as president that he disagreed with
"Dad? Are you mad?"
Jenna Bush, daughter of President Bush, on calling him from the Ellen DeGeneres Show, to which he answered, "No, not at all"
Sources: New York Times (2),Washington Post, ABC, Ellen DeGeneres Show