"Don't Tase me, bro. Don't Tase me. I didn't do anything. Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Andrew Meyer, a grandstanding University of Florida student, allegedly resisting arrest after police tried to stop him while he was asking Sen. John Kerry several questions
"You can always tell when the Republicans are getting restless, because the vice president's motorcade pulls into the Capitol and Darth Vader emerges."
Sen. Hillary Clinton, at a presidential campaign rally, referring to the administration's effort to keep GOP unity on a war vote
"You're going to end up a waitress at Howard Johnson's."
Condoleezza Rice, the secretary of state, quoting her father, who during her student days thought she wouldn't make it as a concert pianist
"When I'm with Condi, I say she's got the Ph.D. and I'm the C student, and just look at who's the president and who's the adviser."
President Bush, poking fun at his grade-point average
Sources: Seattle Times, Politico, The Hill, White House