"We will finally have a president who doesn't mind pulling over and asking for directions."
Sen. Hillary Clinton, on the Late Show With David Letterman, joking about what a female president would offer
"Embarrassing. No wonder...we're going down the tubes."
Dave Karsnia, a Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport detective, when Sen. Larry Craig denied soliciting sex from the officer in a men's bathroom before pleading guilty
"Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map."
Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina, cleaning up her flubbed geography answer at the Miss Teen USA contest
"Thanks for finally letting me ask a question. At least I had cancer."
Lance Armstrong, Tour de France champion, to long-winded Hardball host Chris Matthews during a presidential candidate forum on cancer that they cohosted
Sources: AP, USA Today, AP, Washington Examiner