"I'll die a happy man not hearing 'Hail to the Chief.'"
"I wish he'd said I was Jack Kennedy's lover."
"Jesus himself could come back as a Republican candidate these days, and there would still be some people saying, 'I don't know about that guy.'"
"He's a remote-control freak. Once he gets hold of the remote control, forget it."
Sources: Today show, the Hill, the Christian Science Monitor, San Diego Magazine