"F--- you. I know more about this than anyone else in the room."
Sen. John McCain, GOP presidential candidate and immigration expert, on being criticized by a fellow Republican senator for missing immigration bill negotiations while campaigning
"I promised the president today that I wouldn't say anything bad about this piece of s--- bill."
Rep. John Boehner, House Republican leader, a critic of the immigration legislation
"Senate Democrats will never give in, never, never, never, never."
Sen. Harry Reid, the majority leader, promising to fight the president on the war in Iraq despite bowing on the latest spending bill
"I can't tell you the selfish pleasure I get out of working with President Clinton."
Former President Bush, to University of New Hampshire graduates, on his volunteer work with his successor
Sources: washingtonpost.com, National Journal, AFP, Washington Post