"You have got to be kidding."
Mitt Romney, a GOP presidential candidate, asked at last week's debate if Bill Clinton should return as first spouse
"You can pay an escort to come to your home, get naked, and get a massage, and you haven't broken any laws, assuming you stay on your stomach."
Montgomery Blair Sibley, defense lawyer for Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the alleged D.C. Madam
"I'm a lousy cook, but I make pretty good soft scrambled eggs."
Sen. Hillary Clinton, on her favorite food to cook
"Why don't you go chase down some squirrels."
Peter McMahon, husband of Deputy White House Spokeswoman Dana Perino, to a U.S. Park Police officer after receiving a $25 ticket for not keeping the family dog on a leash in a public park
Sources: MSNBC, Bloomberg, Newsday, D.C. Examiner
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