"Hi, I'm Art Buchwald, and I just died."
"When you're delivering a baby, and the baby's getting in trouble ... you know you've got about three minutes to make a decision. ... And that's exactly where we are in our country today."
"I think I'm the illegitimate son of the Cookie Monster."
"Being dowdy is not effective."
Sources: nytimes.com, Details (2), New York Times