"How about some wild sex?"
"You can always blame it on President Bush if it makes you feel better."
"We'll get 'em next time."
"There are a significant number of people who appear not to know or care that I was vice president of the United States, but who are very tuned into the fact that I uttered the immortal line, 'I have ridden the mighty moonworm.'"
Sources: Los Angeles Times, New York Times, Washington Examiner, GQ.com