While millions of Americans look for work, the Agriculture Department spent $300,000 marketing caviar, The U.S. Agency for International Development supplemented a $27 million pottery class and NASA spent nearly $1 million perfecting a menu for Mars.
And those are just a few of the dozens of expenses Oklahoma Republican Sen. Tom Coburn identified more than 18 billion in savings this year in his annual "waste book."
"This 'let them eat caviar' attitude in Washington is evident in countless instances as the well-off are rewarded with the taxes paid by other hard-working Americans," the report says. "That is why important programs go bankrupt while outdated and outlandish projects continue to be funded."
While Coburn says Congress hasn't passed a budget since 2009, the government has doled out $11.2 trillion to fund programs. Some of them are essential, while a few others might cause Americans to seriously question the government's priorities.
Here are a few of the quirkiest splurges the government made this year.
Government takes a pass on football funds
While the National Football League, the National Hockey League, and the Professional Golfers' Association make billions in profits, they are stil l considered non-profits. That means even though the NFL rakes in an estimated $9 billion a year in revenue, the NFL didn't pay income taxes on its earnings. The teams that make the profit are the ones who paid income taxes.. According to Coburn, the tax loophole means American taxpayers are losing out on $90 million a year in tax revenue from the professional sports industry.
"Taxpayers should not be asked to subsidize sports organizations already benefiting widely from willing fans and turning a profit, while claiming to be non-profit organizations," Coburn's report states.
Food Stamps for the "munchies"
In New Mexico, Maine and Oregon, medical marijuana card holders who are also on food stamps were allowed to deduct the cost of their medical marijuana supplies from their incomes. The deduction leaves them with more food stamps.
"Marijuana has been linked to an increased appetite, known as getting the 'munchies' so perhaps it is no surprise the states of Maine, New Mexico and Oregon gave extra food stamp benefits to users of the illegal drug," the report says.
Other food stamp abuses noted in the report include people purchasing $2 billion worth of sugary beverages with food stamps this year.
And in Oregon, customers could also use food stamps to buy fancy coffee drinks like Frappuccinos at Starbucks as long as the kiosks were in grocery stores.
Coburn's team also criticized the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program for spending nearly $3 million advertising itself on the radio in states like California, Texas, South Carolina, Ohio, New York and North Carolina.
And the USDA Inspector General found this year that taxpayers were doling out $1.4 million every month to keep 2,000 dead people on food stamps and more than 7,000 people earning twice the benefits they deserved in Massachusetts and New York.
Government spending is literally "out of this world"
While NASA doesn't have a scheduled date for a mission to Mars, the government space agency spends nearly $1 million a year planning the perfect menu for red planet exploration. And NASA will pay six individuals $5,000 to eat space food and practice for a 120-day Mars mission in a remote area of Hawaii.
"You don't need to be a rocket scientist to realize the millions of dollars being spent to taste test Martian meals that may never be served is lost in a black hole," the report says.
NASA is also spending another $1.5 million creating an interactive, online game that simulate a Mars mission.
A penny "made" is no longer a penny saved