Will the world end in a flash? A nuclear explosion? A zombie apocalypse? Or will it be a slow, depressing march towards lifelesness as climate change or pandemics take their toll? It's not an uplifting topic, but it's one that humans are becoming more and more obsessed with as natural disasters, superbugs, and ancient predictions surface as constant reminders of our planet's mortality.
But that doesn't mean we have to get all sad about it, say the authors of the Coffee Table Book of Doom, which begins with this line: "This book is dedicated to the Earth. We hope that its end will be exciting for anyone who happens to be passing by and stops to watch."
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For the next 200 pages, the book—a half funny, half terrifying, illustrated look into humanity's obsession with its own end—details the many ways the world could go kaput: Whether the doom be cosmic (traditional asteroid strikes, alien invasions, solar storms), technological (robotic revolt, cyber war), religious (holy war, the four horsemen of the apocalypse), geophysical (supervolcanoes, mega-tsunamis), medical (pandemic), or other (overpopulation, the switching of Earth's magnetic poles, fossil fuel depletion).
It's the brainchild of British cartoonist Steven Appleby, whose drawings are reminiscent of Dr. Seuss for grownups, and Art Lester, a journalist and Unitarian minister who moved from North Carolina to London. Despite the heavy subject matter, the book takes a lighthearted, but deep look at what makes us human.
They aren't pessimists—but they do know that eventually, whether it's December 21, the end of the Mayan calendar, or many years in the future, we'll meet our end.
U.S. News & World Report spoke with the duo about what inspired the book, what's most likely to cause humanity's downfall, and why you've got to have a sense of humor about the whole thing.
Obviously 2012 is a good year to do this, with many thinking the end of the Mayan calendar might signal the end of the world. Is that why you decided to do this?
Lester: We couldn't help noticing virtually every day on Google news there's something about what's going to happen to us. We tried to find why it is that we're so fascinated with doom. We think it may be the pace of technological change. Whenever things seem to move extremely fast, people begin to feel a bit unsettled—maybe it's like how a dog can hear an earthquake coming and start howling—all these thoughts of doom have been going around. Maybe there's something to it.
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Appleby: It seemed like in the past, the predictions were kind of esoteric or religious or something like that. Now, science is predicting most of the dooms in our book. That's been the major change in the last couple years. In a way, it underscores point the point of the book—now scientists themselves are predicting a lot of these things.
Are you worried about the world ending before you get to see how successful the book is?
Lester: Definitely—you don't want the world to end before you get royalty checks.
Appleby: There's this guy, Harold Camping—he was predicting the end of the world back in May—we we were keeping our fingers crossed he wasn't right. The funny thing is he just pushed it back—he's got another go coming up the 21st of October. If he'd been right, no one would have gotten to read the book.
So why, besides the Mayan calendar, did you decide to do the book this year?
Appleby: There's a confluence of ancient prophecies that seem to have conspired with new events to make 2012 the perfect cocktail for people to be focusing on doom. We were attempting to answer question - why are we thinking about doom? And it's because doom is more exciting than mere death. It's more interesting to go in some sort of cosmic catastrophe than being run over by a bus.