Your 2009 Recession Survival Guide

Here's how to weather the downturn and take advantage of the tough times in 2009

By Kimberly Palmer , James Pethokoukis , Luke Mullins

Posted: December 2, 2008

AND NEXT TIME

YOU WANNA CONSIDER A BAIL-OUT GIVE IT TO THE CITIZENS WE'LL SPEND IT AND STIMULATE IT BETTER THAN YOU ARSEHOLES!

$250,000 PER FAMILY NEXT TIME YOU CONSIDER A 700 BILLION BAIL-OUT

IT'S NOT LIKE THE MONEY ISN'T GOING TO FIND IT'S WAY BACK INTO CORPORATIONS ANYWAYS!

MOST PEOPLE WOULD IMMEDIATELY SPEND IT, SO LISTEN TO DMX - STOP BEING GREEDY AND LEARN!

THE COLLECTOR of DE @ Sep 03, 2009 16:29:12 PM

OK WHY

IS THERE NO JOBS OR CAREERS OTHER THAN MILITARY, LAW ENFORCEMENT, NURSE, AND TRUCK DRIVER THEN?

SOUNDS LIKE THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS GOING BYE-BYE.

BYE BYE PHIL of IL @ Sep 03, 2009 16:25:56 PM

Wow

For the WHO CARES post and the Yo posts. Wow - you scare me with your vocabulary and spelling at a grade 4 level. IGHT? DIS? hahahah. Menial labor (Ditch digger is what menial means) is all you will be able to do unless you get back to school and finish high school at least. Of course spelling like that hints nicely to life of crime I presume.

Finsihed High School of KY @ Sep 01, 2009 00:04:03 AM

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