Internet Tries to Kill Steve Jobs

Please Someone Kill Steve Jobs

BRITNEY IS MINE!!!

Dear Scientists,

You as a scientist bare the responsibility to save

humanity, the code to infinity as been cracked and i

am here to give you the data.

it is now your job to give up on jealousy and start

your mission of experimenting this science, i am unable

to give you the entire data right now because i do not

believe you can handle the truth. i want you all to get

on your feet and start the experiments, as you experiment

you will find the answers on your own, this will make you

a better scientist.

just remember, if you ignore this article, you should hold

yourself responsible for all the deaths and misery humanity

is going through right now.

every day, people are committing suicide, everyday evil

stuff is happening on earth, you will not deny the truth.

open up your eyes and accept it, i am the one that has cracked

the code, and give up that jealousy within you to become the

one, it is too late now, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE "ONE".

here is the data you need, any color that is not 100% white

is responsible for abusing humanity.

colors do not come from white, that is why they are not white.

they contain darkness inside them, and darkness just like a

black hole pulls imagination and life, making humanity mortal.

wear white clothes dye your hair to white and experiment it.

wear black clothes and experiment it. i want results now

i want them fast.

infact i want you to shave your head and eyebrows and wax

all the body hair on your body including private parts.

anything dark near your body including sun-tan will pull

jealousy from other scientists that do not want you to rise

into power and they will control your mind and imagination.

they will turn you into religious freaks so you can ignore

science so you can ignore truth, they do it so they can be

"the one" or "the two" in this case now that there can no

longer be "THE ONE".

so ignore everything and only pay attention to me, find me

on youtube find me at places, i will start a site soon.

just find me somehow, i will accept your jealousy too

i can handle it, because i am the most supreme being on

this planet.

using black and white you can create a time machine too.

every time you are wearing black you will notice you are angry

every time you are wearing white you will notice you are happy.

white stops aging, black or any color will speed up aging.

immortality is here, we are all gods, i am sick of suicides

i am sick of jealousy.

imagination of humanity is pulled and you read it when

you wear black colors.

another experiment you can do is, sleep in a completely

white bed, with a white pillow and etc, make sure to

wax legs and etc, you will have a beautiful dream.

you will see me in your dreams if you do it right.

otherwise, you are just another jealous failure in the making.

i've done time travel, i've done reversing aging,

look around you, look at people around you, ones that wear

white clothes will always look more vibrant and younger.

this is because they

SUMER of CA @ Jun 27, 2009 16:21:30 PM