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Say 'Yes' to the SurvivaBall

By Maura Judkis

Posted: September 23, 2009

When the planet heats up, it will be time to slip into something more comfortable—like the SurvivaBall. A self-heating, self-cooling and self-powered pod, the SurvivaBall is designed by top scientists to weather all of the effects of climate change to keep its user alive through catastrophe. Even though it makes its occupant resemble a giant tick, it's also luxurious—"Like a gated community for one," claims the SurvivaBall's site.  And only for the low price of $100 million! The folks at Halliburton love them.

But even if the cost wasn't prohibitive, you won't be seeing the SurvivaBall for sale any time soon. That's because the global warming protection device is just a twinkle in the eyes of the culture-jamming pranksters the Yes Men. An environmental and corporate ethics activism group, the Yes Men have had an active week. First, they distributed a million spoof copies of the New York Post with a climate-themed bent in time for the U.N. meeting—and even though the paper was fake, the group insists that all of the details within are fact-checked and accurate. Then, when Yes Men were demonstrating a model of the SurvivaBall in New York, leader Andy Bichlbaum was arrested for an old parking ticket charge when police were giving summons to other demonstrators for disorderly conduct.

Check out a video below. There's more at SurvivaBall's YouTube Channel—the device's defensive capabilities are particularly impressive.

What do you think: Do the Yes Men's pranks bring attention to the cause? Or is it the wrong kind of attention?

what a great idea!

problem solved. i really like the song too!

bonnie rait of AL @ Sep 24, 2009 22:58:53 PM

Jack, it's a joke

There isn't any real survivaball. They're trying to make a point.

Leigh of CA @ Sep 24, 2009 09:53:48 AM

go for it, baby

hooorayyy!!! Now we can keep polluting the air with our Hummers, leaf blowers, snowmobiles, jet skis, etc. Now we can keep clearcutting all the forests. We can keep bulldozing and paving every green open space. We can keep on shooting, poisoning, fishing, blasting, bombing. We can keep having capitalism rule the world, so that people worship money more than they care about Life itself. These balls will ensure that some wealthy elites can ball their way around our dying planet. I am so glad that technology always fixes problems. Thank God that humans are like gods. We may well destroy all the other species, but we sure will ensure that a few of us survive. Praise God!!

Sheldon Hurley of CA @ Sep 23, 2009 21:04:36 PM

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Maura Judkis is a producer at U.S. News. She writes about the green movement and looks for ways to be an ecofriendly consumer without breaking the bank. Send her your green tips.

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