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George Carlin, Consumer Critic

By Kimberly Palmer

Posted: June 23, 2008

Comedian George Carlin, who died Sunday, may be best known for his monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television," but he also had some memorable lines about consumerism:

Consumption—it's the new national pastime... The only true lasting American value that's left—buying things... People spending money they don't have on things they don't need...so they can max out their credit cards and spend the rest of their lives paying 18 percent interest on something that cost $12.50. And they didn't like it when they got home anyway.

You can watch the whole profanity-laden performance here. After riffing against capitalism and Wall Street, he ends with a classic one-liner: "It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

George Carlin

I wonder if Crusty George had a problem with those same dumb Americans buying his overhyped albums at Wal-Mart with those same credit cards...what a hypocrite.....In very few other countries could this USAF-reject & leftover hippie have been the millionaire that he was.

Jason of @ Aug 01, 2008 19:47:44 PM

an American original, one of a kind

Thank you. You have performed a genuine public service, Kimberly. I"m a devout fan of George Carlin. Unfortunately, I've only seen a few of his performances, always on TV, never live. Now I'll never have that chance. I guess the moral of that is "Seize the day!"

Kenneth W. Staggs of TX @ Jun 27, 2008 15:39:15 PM

Carlin and Consumerism

George Carlin's rip on American consumerism foreshadowed the viral video now making the rounds on the Internet, "The Story of Stuff." He could have written it. It is so painfully spot on, and absurdly funny at the same time.

Enjoy eternity, George, with Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor...

David @ Jun 24, 2008 12:50:38 PM

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Kimberly Palmer, senior editor for U.S. News & World Report, writes about how to save money, avoid scams, manage debt, and be a savvy shopper. Send your personal finance questions to her for expert money advice.


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