5 Ways Teens Might Cheat on Drug Tests—and How to Catch Them

These tricks are out there on the Web, so parents need to be informed

By Lindsay Lyon

Posted: August 6, 2008

4. Popping vitamins. Perhaps it's because niacin (aka vitamin B3) is known to aid metabolism, or perhaps it's because Scientologists are said to take it in excess to flush their bodies of toxins. Whatever the reasons, some teens got the idea that extreme doses of this vitamin would erase any trace of their illicit drug use. Instead, it almost cost them their lives. In two separate incidents, emergency physician Manoj Mittal of Children's Hospital of Philadelphia has found adolescents who downed at least 150 times the daily recommended dose of niacin (15 mg) to cheat drug tests. (He described the cases last year in the Annals of Emergency Medicine.) Both kids were vomiting, had low blood sugar, and had "significant" liver toxicity when they arrived at the ER. And the niacin didn't even do what they'd intended; both tested positive for illicit drugs. "People might think that since [niacin] is a vitamin it's harmless," says Mittal. "But these cases suggest that our bodies have limits."

5. Swapping urine samples. Whether they use a friend's clean urine, synthetic pee, or even freeze-dried urine purchased online, some teens try to pass off foreign samples as their own, says Levy. The biggest tip-off is temperature. "Anything significantly lower than body temperature is suspicious," says Dasgupta, which is why some have tried to shuttle samples in armpits or taped to thighs to keep them warm. Possibly the oddest trick of all is a device marketed to those trying to beat witnessed drug collections, says Wu: a sort of prosthetic penis called the "Whizzinator" that claims to come equipped with clean urine "guaranteed" to remain at body temperature for hours, with the help of special heat pads. "Believe it or not, [the prosthesis] comes in different colors," says Wu.

i luv my pot

Ya this is all a bunch of crap i smoke tons of high grade. And i have no trouble with the world. I smoke all day long most ppl dont even know and i dont care its a plant i have a human right to do what i want not cause some old politions who think its bad make it illegal. Only the good things in life are illrgal y? Why cant we just be left alone smoke are shrubs and love each other theirs a million worse things than pot. y is it always the most important. Have u heard of any one being so stoned they beat their wife? Overdosed? Died? So whats the deal with booze? Why is that legal when everyday ppl die from it in someway.

pot head of ND @ Feb 09, 2010 04:40:48 AM

wowowow

TTTRRRUUUEEEEEEE DATTTT i got tested the day i went to school stoned an dnow look at me lol

a girl of NY @ Feb 07, 2010 01:06:26 AM

You'd be better off

You're right that pot is essentially no worse than alcohol and someday it probably will be legal to use. Both pot and booz damage your health, kill the vital cells of your brain, and get in the way of people functioning sober. I won't dispute that they can both mellow you out.

Both substances (not to mention most illegal drugs and plenty of prescription drugs too) are often used by careless people before/during driving and in other dangerous situations. From the language and tone of some of the above responses, I would suspect these people might fit in this category. This is one big problem.

Lastly, if you do use drugs with any regularity, there's a much greater likelihood that you'll experience diminished motivation, energy, and personal growth. The chance of becomming ill with any number of unpleasant diseases is multiplied by a substantial number that I don't think is truly known.

Don't think of it as everyone ganging up on you, or your parents controlling you. Drugs are very capable of messing up your life and most of us just don't want to see that happen to anyone.

Dr. Harris Meyer of CA @ Feb 01, 2010 00:17:41 AM

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