Yale Students Begin Fifth Sex Week on Campus

You silly yanks who cannot wait until you are age 21 to pretend it is your first time to drink and you Americans get so flustered over a bit of T & A notwithstanding that you have allowed yourselves to become nothing more than a bag of squirming appetites. The person who claims not to have any regrets for all the loves loved and casual ones used on the way is a fool and will one day, make no mistake, will regret it. We all do. You women at Yale should not get angry when the frat-boys raise the banner ‘No, means Yes’ because of what you as a corporate student body are promoting, allowing, advocating, etc; moreover, do you ruttished little collegiates really need to ‘question the way sex is presented in our society’ by learning what sex toys are available? C’mon…..don’t pretend you are virginal in your thinking or in your actions, since when? I am sure in life when things get really hard on you men I am quite confident you can handle yourselves just fine. YO! Ladies, you seem to have your stress-caress with your little ‘girl talks’ to relieve the mess of life….No, the real purpose is to promote at SWAY is how sex-toys and other paraphernalia and the new worldview is setting you up is presented in our society. If you have any hopes of a future stab at a family; however, to the gentlemen, choosing the town pump WOW! What a prize she will be after your best man has seen the happier side of her. Now to the ladies, who should make no mistake when your husband grows weary of the Al Bundy nights at home with you as routine bliss and you look like a two litre of Cola, that cute 16 oz diet energy drink bikini clad babe on the other side of the fence will only remind him of the good ole days at Yale and he will be SWAYing to the music in a banana hammock in her direction. However, the then beer-belly will cast a shadow over his once morning glory days. Why? Ladies & Gentlemen: ‘You will reap what you sow’ is not a probability as one might think ‘this won’t happen to me’ self-deception; however, I do agree that for now, under the guise you can do as you please so you think; yet do not make the whole of society have to pay for the result of your foolish actions in consequences for I am not ‘my neighbours’ keeper’. Also, the real purpose of university, the professed ‘public market place for the exchange of free ideas and freedoms thereof’ wasn’t really intended to be transformed into a brothel-tease. One last thought there is a moron below, not mentioning any names but the initials are ‘I obect’ and other misspelt words, who doesn’t know how to spell. How in the Yale did they get into Yale, which makes me wonder if this person actually knows how to use a condom correctly or (‘wronger’ quote used) because this person should not be allowed to reproduce this low level of intelligence anywhere. Please don’t let them near SWAY. Sincerely Rogue Staff

CountSpankula of CT 5:20PM April 19, 2011