Joe Paterno's Glasses Stolen

They didn't belong to the real Jo Pa but instead to a statue that sits near Penn State's stadium.

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Perhaps it was the shame after USC's 38-to-24 drumming of Penn State in the Rose Bowl, but someone stole the "Coke-bottle glasses" off a Joe Paterno statue on the east side of Penn State's Beaver Stadium some time between 11 a.m. Friday and 10:58 a.m. Saturday, the Daily Collegian reports. Police have no estimate of the value of the stolen item.