Staged Kidnappings More Obnoxious Than 'Men in Black II'

Channeling their inner alien snatchers, men dressed in dark suits and sunglasses abducted Harvard students.

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Channeling their inner alien snatchers, men dressed in dark suits and sunglasses abducted Harvard students in protest of the policy that denies "enemy combatants" habeas corpus rights, the Harvard Crimson writes. One protester took to the megaphone and displayed her confusion on the nature of noise: "If you are in a cell and there is no judge to hear you when you scream, do you make a sound?" Uh, yes?