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(Not-So-) True Confessions of Mark Zuckerberg

December 3, 2007 RSS Feed Print

Dear Diary,

I just hate when things don't go my way. Sure, I may be worth $3 billion (thanks to founding Facebook) and Bill Gates is like, totally my BFF, but I feel as if everyone is out to get me. First these children sue me because they say I stole their idea, and now a Harvard alumni magazine wants to publish my previous diary entries! Just because I compared my neighbors to farm animals doesn't make me a horrible person. I am, as you know, rich.

Anyway, I have to go figure out how to invade more privacy and upset more of my users. TTYL!

Love, Mark

Tags:: Mark Zuckerberg,; Harvard University,; Facebook

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