*Not one, but two cars crashed into a sorority's parade float, dooming it to Baylor University's homecoming sidelines, the Lariat reports. The two accidents—the first of which left a car door lodged in the float, which was a modified school bus covered in plastic grass—caused about $2,000 worth of damage.
*A Tufts fraternity is growing mustaches for cancer research, the Tufts Daily reports. "[It will] get people involved who are not usually involved in philanthropy," said one supporter. People like Burt Reynolds or this guy?