• A recent spate of sexual assaults on and near the University of Iowa campus has prompted two sororities to hire security guards, the Daily Iowan reports.
• Elizabeth Edwards's speech concluded American University's third annual breast cancer awareness event, "Breastival," which raised $2,000 for research, the Eagle writes. Good cause. Horrible name.
• Speaking of terrible titles, what about the "extremely important" houseboys who assist sororities at schools like the University of Oklahoma? They couldn't think of anything less embarrassing/more modern?
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