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A recent spate of sexual assaults on and near the University of Iowa campus has prompted two sororities to hire security guards.

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• A recent spate of sexual assaults on and near the University of Iowa campus has prompted two sororities to hire security guards, the Daily Iowan reports.

Elizabeth Edwards's speech concluded American University's third annual breast cancer awareness event, "Breastival," which raised $2,000 for research, the Eagle writes. Good cause. Horrible name.

• Speaking of terrible titles, what about the "extremely important" houseboys who assist sororities at schools like the University of Oklahoma? They couldn't think of anything less embarrassing/more modern?