After a vicious knife attack sent a University of Colorado freshman to the hospital with a slashed neck, a campus acappella group decided to make light of the event, according to the Campus Press. On an audition questionnaire, the group wrote:
The recent stabbing on campus leaves you feeling:
A. Confused
B. Dazed and confused
C. Mad someone got that guy before you did
The joke was lost on almost everybody, and the group (the appropriately named Buffoons) issued a formal apology. —Alison Go

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