*According to the Daily Utah Chronicle, a University of Utah sorority house has become victim of a "horrific act": splattered blue paint all over its walls. "We're grateful that no one was hurt," said the sorority president. Um, it was paint, and it probably doesn't even contain lead.
*Hippies, rejoice! The Frisbee as we know it has maintained 50 years of existence, Ohio University's Post writes.
*The new president at Auburn University will be "hitting the ground listening," as his slogan goes, the Auburn Plainsman reports. Depending on how fast he was going, it sounds painful. —Alison Go