* The fastest way to get state law enforcement to crash your party at Louisiana State: Get 10 kegs, a case of Jägermeister, and 53 miscellaneous bottles of alcohol. Also, don't forget to advertise the rager openly on Facebook, charge a $5 cover, and encourage guests to "drink all you want," according to the Daily Reveille. Then watch the undercover and uniformed officers flock to your apartment complex.
* An old tree has lost a fight to the death against a dental school at the University of North Carolina, the Daily Tar Heel reports. Why this is interesting: Apparently, an E-mail goes out to "people in the vicinity" every time the university plans to cut a tree down for any reason. University E-mailing is officially out of control. —Alison Go
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