* Michigan State is prepared for a tuberculosis outbreak, the State News reports. But can anyone really be prepared for an errant attorney exposing his cooties all around the world? We think not.
* You know that genial milk man you see on TV? Well he doesn't work at Louisiana State University, where the school's bookstore claims one milk man has stolen $138,940.81 from it, according to the Daily Reveille. –Alison Go

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