Stressed Out? Blame Your Parents


Students afflicted with "Stanford Duck Syndrome"--looking calm and well adjusted on the surface but flailing their well-heeled legs behind the scenes--make up the new generation of clandestine problem children, the Stanford Daily reports. Speakers at a Stressed Out Students, or SOS, program event placed the blame squarely on pushy parents. "What I'm seeing is some incredibly perverted knowledge of what it means to push a kid," says one of the speakers.